person called from a lake dock that had been removed to land. Very frustrated people trying not to blow a fuse blew out breaths, sighed, and made other visible signs of this is unbelievable.
"NO PLACE TO GO SO I GUESS I'LL JUST SHIT RIGHT HERE,"
"YOU, you LANGUAGE. MIND YOUR LANGUAGE."
"Shove it up your bucket!"
"I'll tell you what I'm gonna do with this bucket."
"There are more pods under here somewhere," a Reservist looked at the hand drawn map.
"Is this the end of the world?" An autistic child asked a social-worker-for-the-day. To a background of sure hope so's and our ship has come in the social worker gathered the charges around the proverbial "obstinate obese" person who was unburying self from the pile of camping gear put around. This had been covered in trash bags for the clean up day portion of the day. "It is probably not," the social worker said, "Because it says here to make sure everybody gets the right snack at the right time. So let's figure that out!"
Not much enthusiasm.
"The obese person LIED." One person announced. And held up a NAME CARD on a piece of yarn. "I DID NOT."
"What kind of snacks do you like?" And to the skinny obese person: Check out these charts the parents and guardians made.
"Just so you know all the roads in this area are loops, so, not telling you what to do, but, if we all get 'lost' we could all meet at a stop along the way."
"How would we do that if we're lost?"
"Just sayin'."
"Just remember the season is just beginning."
"Yeah, we'll get a rhythm going. Right?"
"Absolutely. And by getting word from the different teams on team, we won't or shouldn't have to rush."
"Did you know how many injuries happened the other night in that raid or whatever it was?!"
"All treated."
A whistle blew and people in running wear filed out of a van. Started streching and adjusting outfits, topping off hydration bottles and bags. Some started away from the van in a walk. One seemed to be smacking himself to get his blood flow awake. Then he bolted into a run and ran right into a vehicle creeping up. "Watch where you're going!" The driver yelled.
The people in that big old car parked. And took their time getting out picnic things. A younger couple helped two elderly couples to the picnic.
"Did you know that none of us can join or not join?" A trim bouncing from one foot to the other woman asked the social group. "Join what?" A beaming smile boy asked her. She clicked on a walkman and turned and lightly jogged away.
"What was that about?" the social worker asked the skinny obese person. That person had pocketed all the individual files into a binder covered with stickers that boasted stuff like, WNC STRONG and Keepin' the Faith. Little tree frog stickers were perched on the sayings.
"Um, shortlong...Overseas war so, even people midstream in careers and stuff are kind of on hold."
"Oh."
"And, there's a fahruckus in the Psych Depts."
"Really?" One moved closer to another. "Why?"
"Longshort?" One asked. The other nodded. "Apparently, something or someone busted down too many walls. And very few people who shrink heads have studied this new element of distinctions between cats of people like sociopaths and murderers and people whose duty it is to defend."
"Whoa. That's fascinating. My brain can just picture all the chaos." They both divvied up highlighters and crayon pencils between two holders. "Ya know, that's what I heard the curtains are for."
People finishing snacks brought wrappers and wrappings and bags to the garbage bag.
"Distinctions?"
"One professor who works in classroom and outdoors wants to set up some sort of nature walk where people choose which direction they want to go in at such and such a point. Help filter the learners into directions."
"Really?! That sounds supercool. Hopefully I won't be on shift."
"Set schedule yet?"
"No. Too much crimefighting for some of the others still."
"I might have a spot for flyers back in town. FYI."
"Awesome."