Some of the oldest girlfriends were sitting for a minute, God. It was a warmer day of late, late winter. Even in New York there was that sense about "the old man" that you've worn us out, but we're not dead yet. Ever able to dig the deepest into the reserves of count your blessings our mom had spent her allowance on beach buckets from the toystore. These were in a stack by the rounded up snow shovels in front of the brick flower box.
"You seem something," one older girl flicked a bunched up chocolate wrapper at another. This seemed to slow an ugly brain churn. "Not thrilled with her," a head shove in the direction of our mom.
"Moi?" Sherry vaguely disguised looking somewhat scared. "What'd I do now?" A sleepy child shoved her elbows off her lap to make room for self.
"Ever since you and yours established 'the budget' pattern
"Challenge
"My sense of reality kind of sucks frankly."
Little moans of agreement from some of the other women. A chuckle from a woman who's other half always spent their budget on drink. More sleepy kids, some with milk mustaches, invaded the fairly quiet morning with the MOM, MOMs and the can I too's.
The early bird sleepy kid abandoned the lap. Cupped hand, whispered, I know what to do. "Okay."
"There's an alternative reality."
"Does it involve drugs?"
"What?! How dare you!"
"I only ask 'cuz I'm kinda drugged out."
One of them stood like a bouncer at a bar so another reluctantly put coffee mug up on a piece of four by four and stood up too. "Jesus."
"What about him?"
"God."
Silence all the way around.
"We worked all night." Everyone was staring at the waitress. "Didn't know it was a brothel." The heavy framed woman sat back down and planted her face in her coffee mug.
The little boy came back outside in a still creased and smelling like starch karati outfit and barefeet. Told, "I made it from there to here. No pain." He did some moves. Pulled his hands into a praying mantiss position and bowed to our mom.
"Well, the Master has spoken. I guess this day has officially begun." One other little boy said with the pomp of a parent saying not another word.
"We'd like anyone in a bullymood TO LEAVE." A sister announced. Suddenly all the kids had shaken off sleepy.
People considered this and themselves. Sherry stood up, undid her robe, and revealed a karate outfit. "Actually, all bullies can confront us."
"We will help you."
"Help us what?"
The little boy thought hard. His mom said, "Confront your problems."
Another really cool mom took a mirror on a handle out of a huge pocketbook. Handed it to the waitress. "I'd start with myself. But I'm late for work."