"You can do it Kim!"

  "AND IN THIS CORNER 

  (i)finally(i) 

  "WORTHY OPPONENTS!!!!!!" 

  Backing out of a wooden closet door was an Ancient Forest sized human butt.  The Vegas hotel sheet covering most private anatomy. 

 

There was a final group holler of

  (i)HEAVE,(i) and then a hushing of people in the vicinity up top.  And then a scraping sound that may as well have been compared to men moving large blocks of rocks on either side of the Nile. 

  (i)Scraaaaaaaaaaaape, pause; scraaaaaaaaspe, pause(i).  More hushings and (i)shooshes(i).  Hands smacking the air around a pair of people honestly perplexed about the positioning of the Oympic rings on an inner-office memorandum.  Someone drew a safety gun and pointed it.  Lips rested into permanent frowns. 

  Stethoscopes to cement slab floors and callings over.  Gestures delineating (i)where and what(i).  Heart monitor machines fitted with packages of electronics.  And someone hopelessly trying to cut the printouts. 

  "Those are ours," one somebody said. 

  "Those are not?" Somebody else asked.  "Rhetorical." 

  Another somebody put the binoculars over the eyes of a man in a wheelchair. 

  "He's going in." 

  "Manhole number?" 

  "Not readily available." 

  "On my count then." 

"They're in the foyer Sir!"

  The man smoothed the lapels of the suitjacket he'd gone "home" to retrieve.  It was the one he'd meant to put on in the morning, not the one that smelled like Biscotti. 

  "What building are we in?" The man asked a black woman Capitol Police person.  AV people checked the mini-monitor of the next room.  On screen all of us behind the wall could not be seen.  Just the wall.  A Coordinator looked too.  "Is that pitcher crooked?" An Aide peered at room readiers and then at the monitor on a cart with covered, uneaten lunches.  The Aide pulled at the front corners of his blazer and the unseen, veritable steam rose through his chest, up into his head, pushed up his eyebrows and he took a breath.  "It is.  But I'm choosing not to demerit anyone at this time." 

  "Heard," said a uniformed. 

  An Honor Guard lifted a curtain from a plate glass view.  "The Lobby.  I know where we are now," Senator Graham said and took several envelopes from a breast pocket. 

  The horses stood perfectly still and magnificent in the center of the Lobby floor.  The riders unflinching. 

"They're coddling him."

  "Like you should talk." 

  "My opinion?" 

  The cafeteria plates rattled as the dishwasher trays hit bumper-to-bumper on the rollers. 

  "Hand me the sprayer." 

  "If you knew the amount of and kind of photographs people, just regular people, have of most of these DC people, doing unspeakable things, sins and such, you might understand why the men want to safeguard a guy like Graham." 

  "Three more carts hurry up." 

  A shirt hanging over an apron had a curiously lumpy bulge. 

"Armies from all over the world,"

  his hands drew an earth and a world stage and he poked a finger into the palm of his hand.  "Here.  Now." 

  "Are we being invaded?" 

  He brushed the question away.  His gold bracelet getting caught in his arm hairs.  "From all over the world?" A kid with a pie sized lollipop asked. 

  "All over the world." 

  "I better let the girls know so everybody stays safe.  Those types get a little rough.  And most are here today, gone tomorrow." 

  He hung up the phone and rehung the receiver.  "That's my point.  Hear me out.  They can stay like that here today, gone tomorrow, or," he drank the rest of the pineapple juice in a big can.  "Or," a lady poked her military husband.  "Or, we can sign 'em up to fight with the best Army in the world!" 

  "You're crazy." 

  "Standing army at that," the military man said almost with a snore.  The ice cubes in his glass wilting.  "It's damn hot here this time of year." His wife pulled his shirt down over a hernia belt, took his glass, went to the wet bar and got him a mineral water. 

  "It won't be.  Standing.  It won't be for long." 

  Boys in shirts and shorts stood in the doorway suddenly and told they were going "cruising".

"Well, okay then, who gave

  them the coconut rum cake?" 

  "The Congo Line," one kid said, smiled with missing teeth, and belched. 

  "HE DID!" A girl pointed then crossed her arms. 

  The grown up pushed the den door open farther. 

  A man on the sofa covered in girls. 

  "Tellie!  (i)How dare you(i)

  The man stood.  The girls on his lap falling to the floor, his hands saluting and rolling out a red carpet in the air, and then into his pants pocket for cigarettes and lighter. 

  "(i)Just drop in without notifying anyone(i)." 

  "I'm not dead, why would I send notification?!" 

  The lady swooshed a clinging child weighing on her skirt.  "But still," 

  "But still nothing.  I was all over the place.  On TV." 

  "On TV," the lady repeated, her mind swimming. 

  "She's fainted!  Get me the ice bucket." 

  The bunny girls fanned the lady with a Reader's Digest and TV Guide.

"She's refusing to let us surrender Sir."

  "Why?" 

  "You want the long, short, or redundant version long-legged mac daddy?" 

  The man much taller than the students put his fingers to his face and massaged pressure points.  "Your daughters picked the handle Sir." 

  "Just tell me when the students get to take the tour." 

  "Copy that." 

  A flurry of clipboard exchanging and comparisons between named groups and scheduling. 

  "How 'bout us?" A diva of pop music asked as she poked a head around a corner.  "Nope, not you guys either.  The Koreans are kicking our asses in your field, your genre." 

  "Where is everyone?" 

  "Right.  None of us public count as anybody." 

  "They're in the Situation Room." 

  "For how long?" 

  "Well, it would've been shorter, but the ceiling caved." 

  "Oh my God.  Did they all survive?" 

  "Like you care." 

  "I'm a seat sniffer." 

  "Nobody else on the planet would admit that." 

  "I can't unsee that." 

  "Here," one man passed his brown bag lunch to a woman in charge of the crossing guard whistle. 

"THAT IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY!"

  The woman had been flying for thirty-two hours and her voice had settled way down deep in her chest, but the thugs clearly heard her because they froze. 

  "Would you lower the rug please?" A lady cop asked a man in a jumpsuit operating a pulley and boom.  "Where's the rest of my stuff?" 

  The three men bobble-headed there eyes every which way but out the window.  The lady cop walked to the window, spied the jet evacuation ladder and the pile of belongings down below on the City street. 

  The woman put her foot on the lowered rug and dug through a purse for paperwork and ID.  Young people rushed into the room and started looking everywhere.  "Did you find her?" 

  "Find who? I'm busy right now." 

  Other law enforcement came into the apartment.  Thugs were handcuffed.  Newspaper photograph'd in the hallway. 

  "I found them, I should get the money." 

  "But I drove you." 

  The father gave them both a ten dollar bill and asked, "Where were they?" 

  "They fell asleep on a train." 

  "It was adorable." 

  "Where are they now?" 

  Footsteps up and down the subway stairs. 

  The thump, thump, thumping of more trains coming and going. 

  "I've seen that piano before." 

  "What piano? I've just been to the eye doctor." 

  "That one there next to the hole in the wall.  With the flowers growing out of it." 

  "They smell dead." 

  "Where did you see it?" 

  "In this magazine.  Here, this one," it was taken from a briefcase. 

  "She looks like Caribini when she wears her purse that way." 

  "She does not Stanley.  She's in schoolgirl mode." 

  "How does she seem to you?" 

  "Better.  And look!" Several other women were wearing their purses the same way. 

  "Why would that be there Harry?" 

  "No idea." 

  "Here," a woman gave the man her purse.  "Go get breakfast, you'll feel better." 

  "You want anything?" 

  She shook her head (i)no(i). 

  "Lucy, put it on your list." 

  "What mum?" 

  "The piano.  Why here.  And get more sleep." 

  "Yes mum." 

"Why are all those people running

  from that side of Town?" 

  Professionals played off not knowing.  A "water boy" unfolded a cheque-note that had been hurriedly stuffed into his towelapron. 

  "Helms is in town." 

"What's that offensive smell?"

  "The Press pool." 

  "Da Queers."  

  The two men looked at each other.  

  "Leezy!" 

  "Oh God, my father." 

 

"Did you forget?"

  "Is that your pimp?" 

  The woman looked at the two men.  Salad on fork frozen between plate and mouth. 

  A waitress dropped a tray of food. 

  The woman disappeared. 

  "She's in there with," a boney man looked at a list and pronounced, "Shoes." 

  "OF COURSE, with legs like that how could the guy not be a ballerina?" 

  "I don't think he's a ballerina." 

  "But you just said he was.  And that you saw him in a ballet in Virginia." 

  "I did!  But they don't call guys who do that ballerinas." 

  "So the guys a faggot who has a sissy job?" 

  "What do they call him?" 

  "In Russian?  I'm not sure.  And male dancer sounds, I don't know, weird or too strip club or something." 

  "Honey, that is not where you want to be." 

  "Tell me about it." 

  "Can you please leave." 

  "The room?" 

  "The City child.  Let's get lunch." The beautiful bald person flopped the wig back onto head, took heels in hand, went into the living room and "rescued" a party platter from a coffee table piled with "coffee table books".  "Are you the one that hangs with the North Korean guy?"  An eyeroll, penciled brows up and down.  "Kind of direct child.  Are you one of them?" 

  "Naw, I'm a Christian Republican.  Where are we going?" 

  "Rooftop.  Better view."