the bride-to-be was handling the strange array of guests with as much "Southern charm" as she could muster. Until....
The official had what looked like mug shots. "They're for passports!!!!!" A kid yelled.
"It just feels like it's a war on our children," one mother was saying to another.
"Unholing," came a voice on a CB.
"I know that one!" A neighbor pointed at a photo. "That must've bren the 'party'," she made emphatic air quotes.
"That's MY son."
A rumbling could be felt through the floor. The mom who'd just seen her son in the photograph looked at the clock and then out the window. "We're supposed to be getting married today."
"Today?!" Asked one of the other mothers. The official rattled the photographs in hand, "I assure you this is more important."
"I doubt that," said an older woman.
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