Saturday, May 31, 2025

As the front of the plane

   started to lurchtip nosedive people could hear creaks and groans and 

     Damnit 

  Gigantic fans came on to simulate open air cabin pressure 

     Oooooo

     Not too bad S

  Suddenly the "sounds" blared. 

     I don't like that. 

  The front end of the plane started bucking. 

     Oh.  Oh.  Oh.  Jeeeeez.

  It almost backflipped. 

  That's when the eggs rolled and flew and dropped and mostly cracked. 

  I say mostly because people had "tucked" some to demonstrate special protection capabilities.  The cracked eggs on the heavy metal ridged platform stopped a moustached man in his tracks just before it was lights out.


     

No comments:

Post a Comment

"NINE hours and 47 minutes,"

   the woman in the Daisy Duke's told.  She gulped down straight tea, no sugar, on ice, drained the Pepsi cup of the stuff, crushed it a...