"I think it's cheesy when their eyes

  flash yellow like that." 

  "Okay. Cut, cut 

  (i)cut, cut, cut(i) 

  "I thought that was green." 

  "Are leopard eyes green or yellow?" 

  "Is this the Sundance?" 

  "This is the Kahn.  Can I help you?" 

  "Okay, on my count, one, two (i)LIFT(i)."

  "Look, I'd like to sit here and talk God with you all day, but," the man held up his wrist to check the time and the gigantic thing's face slid around to the underside of his arm.  "Honey, I've lost a lot of weight," he told the air.  

  "Has he come out of it, or to, or whatever?" The woman's curly hair was in a full-blown frizz.  "He's still," the skeletal thin man took the clipboard from her, ran his finger down a column of possible ailments to checkbox, and declared, "Unresponsive".  She sighed, "What am I going to tell the Congregation?" 

  "Oh is this one of those missionaries?" 

  "A Rabbi actually." 

  "Said it's going to be called 

  "Titled 

  "something like East...West.  But had to meet up with some other," everybody drew guns, "musicians".