"I'll go with you!"

  Middle of the night. 

  "I would not." 

  "I'm sure we can sort this out." 

  "You're both fruit loops!" 

  "Whatever you've done, we can deal with.  I can get more jobs.  Let's go." 

  "Whoa.  I mean, this is a whole different level than being put in a cage for overdue library books." 

  "What (i)did you(i) do?" 

  "I told the truth." 

  "I wasn't in this Country at the time." 

  "I write books." 

  Everyone looked at the $37.48 between us on the table.