"We need to talk," a skinny all-muscle girl said to a trainer.

  "Well kid, just step into the ring.  Everybody else has." She looked at the melee in the ring.  A young man caught her looking and cupped his hands to shout, "In this corner...climate change deniers; in this war deniers; in this corner..." 

  "What is going on here?" 

  "Kid, my best guess is that half the world is kick ass ready and the other half can't find their way out of the bag so to speak.  But, hey, no neighborhood riot last night." 

  "That's a first in a while from what I've heard."