Tuesday, November 10, 2026

"Can you take the houseplant please?"

  "No." 
  "Your trailer's too small?" 
  "It's an RV." 
  "Because you want it to die?" 
  "I have no deathwish for the plant." 
  "Oh.  You won't help me because it's not what you want." 
  The houseplant was left behind. 

  "Just got in." 
  "Smooth traveling?" 
  "Long story." 
  "Gist?" 
  "Supposed to bring organic matter for under the scope." 
  "You could bring yourself." 
  "How about that?" 
  "Fine.  I'll let you dismember it when we get outside.  I just vacuumed." 




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