An old denim shirt. Found at a tag sale. It had had a history. People would talk about it whenever somebody wore it. "Uncle Joe used to wear that on the tractor." To, "You know, I was wearing that shirt the night your father proposed." Since there was a lot of misery going around, the shirt kind of took on a reputation for being (i)lucky(i). Though it wasn't a shield.
"Bad things can happen to anybody in any shirt," one of the older girlfriends told a slightly younger girl convinced the shirt (i)did it(i). "And anyway, missy, it wasn't the shirt that got you preggers."
"Just use this one!" A boy who'd invested several months of allowance into a floundering tee-shirt shop whipped the shirt out of the closet and hucked it at a woman who worked there.
"For what?" Asked a little sister of the woman.
"We are (i)considering(i) the purchase of an embroidery machine."
That shirt disappeared for quite some time.
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