Friday, December 12, 2025

Acceleration

  As students we were dumfounded that east meeting west wasn't really about pandas. 

  We'd been lured and baited as the "best and brightest" but put into a proverbial blender of "intelligence".  Our parents and guardians had warned us, It's really a marathon.  

  And it felt like that being grounded in Christ.  Like the wild, wild west meets some kind of light show circus.  We'd heard about Expos, but few Americans had a mental grip on how scary "enemy" could be. 

  And it could be anything.  

  A friend was explaining gastronomic nightmare of kafir and oats when the (prehistoric now) electric "cab" slammed on the brakes.  A humanoid, big, tall, metallic black smooth face had stepped backwards off a curb, almost tipped over, reeled around waving its arms to re-balance.  A woman was wagging her finger at the thing until a man revealed the remote box's wires had come disconnected.

  "Leave it to the smart people," a renowned almost not a teenager anymore girl crossed her arms and planted her butt as a guy paid the cursing driver.  "Come on," we dragged her out of the vehicle. 


  Barely a wisp of a wake had drug our raft to barely moving.  Hard tack, 1000 year old fruit bar, "I'll just suck on it." 

  I bet the robot dog could tear off a piece.  One's hand acted like he'd try.  I screamed.  Hands tackled my mouth and face and head and upper body.  The raft tilted.


  You take a turn.  My eyes are stuck open but I'm not really seeing now. 

  Do you know what my mom does when we tell her, It's time; get ready for The End of the World? 

  I know you're mom. 

  She drops everything she's doing and gets the dog's bowl.  

  The man stood and did a slow yoga pose stretch.  As he reached for the sky he joked about lasso'ng the moon.  But there was more of a film of cloud over the moon way off than a clear photograph.  Alright, I'll take it anyway.  Thousands now?  Better than twelve at a time and 

  The water moving almost tossed him overboard.  I was harnessed and vested and with the other 180° view.  What the fuck just happened?  

  I swear TO GOD.  





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