A hand smooshed a

  face in a different direction.  Up close an ear heard, "I just think your ethics are blurring with my law." 

  "Away, AWAY!" A passing Magistrate's Aide hollered.  But the pile of people scrambling for the copy of the Constitution knocked out of someone's hand was grid-locked and writhing in a very most reserved way.  

  A skinny man walked up with a briefcase and set it down. 

  A tank-topped person also walked up, put hand on the gun in his waistband. 

  A little woman blew a whistle and everyone froze as authorities sorted out the pile and the chain of events.