Yes, it is why

   Yes, it is why some guy bought underwear for a whole buncha people.

  Some of the people didn't know their butts were hanging out of their pants.

  Yep.  It was like, we're not going to talk about social justice today because their butts are hanging out of their pants.

  At least I'm wearing pants.

  And we won't be addtessing National Security issues because their butts are hanging out of their pants.

  Wait, what?

  Some slightly older  people were like World War 3 because butts are hanging out.  Imagine.

  Imagine.

  At work, people in fresh underwear were excited about sales!  What makes sales happen? Was the keynote.  Confidence had long been a "trick of the trade." As was being there when you're there.